That's what He said

Here's something (plastered on the side of someone's car) that I'm pretty certain Jesus WOULD NOT say if He were driving around Niles today:

By the time you are done reading this sign you will no longer be IGNORANT. Jesus died for your sins so that you can get to heaven. BELIEVE IN HIM.

Here are some things He DID say:

"But you are not to be called a rabbi, for you have one teacher and you are all students...Nor are you to be called instructors, for you have one instructor, the Messiah... But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you lock people out of the kingdom of heaven. For you do not go in yourselves, and when others are going in, you stop them. Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you cross sea and land to make a single convert, and you make the new convert twice as much a child of hell as yourselves...Woe to you blind guides...You blind fools!" Matthew 23:8-17

That's what He said.